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INTERVIEW WITH GM MEDIUM
INTERVIEW WITH GM MEDIUM
Q1:
Alright, let's address the elephant in the room. Which players can we expect to see on the way out of this firesale?
A1:
"Huh? Players? The roster is fantastic, it's the team thats for sale. We gotta get the fuck out of Hotel Cali4nia, this place is a nightmare."
Q2:
So if there's no big trades on the horizon, what's the plan for climbing out of this 0-2 hole?
A2:
"Just making the right lineup decisions. I couldn't dream of a better roster, its not like we're desperate for talent to slot into the lineup like some teams. We just have more "must-starts" than we do lineup spots. Gotta lock in and make the right picks."
Q3:
You'll be staring down an 0-4 record if you can't overcome the reigning Basement Division Champion and undefeated Coxsackie Calves in a Back2Back over the next two weeks. What's the key to preventing this season from getting away from you?
A3:
"Iron sharpens iron, Boomer. Ya gotta beat the best to be the best. We're not the only sheriff in this division, hopefully this town can keep being big enough for the two of us."
Alright, let's address the elephant in the room. Which players can we expect to see on the way out of this firesale?
A1:
"Huh? Players? The roster is fantastic, it's the team thats for sale. We gotta get the fuck out of Hotel Cali4nia, this place is a nightmare."
Q2:
So if there's no big trades on the horizon, what's the plan for climbing out of this 0-2 hole?
A2:
"Just making the right lineup decisions. I couldn't dream of a better roster, its not like we're desperate for talent to slot into the lineup like some teams. We just have more "must-starts" than we do lineup spots. Gotta lock in and make the right picks."
Q3:
You'll be staring down an 0-4 record if you can't overcome the reigning Basement Division Champion and undefeated Coxsackie Calves in a Back2Back over the next two weeks. What's the key to preventing this season from getting away from you?
A3:
"Iron sharpens iron, Boomer. Ya gotta beat the best to be the best. We're not the only sheriff in this division, hopefully this town can keep being big enough for the two of us."
primetime week 3
primetime week 3
Plucky Penguins (0-2) @ Rickety Stool Co. (2-0)
[PENG 5-3 vs RSC in Dynasty][GM Goob's First Primetime Game][Jamo's Penguin Debut]
Welcome to PRIMETIME, GM Goobs. Talk about getting thrown into the deep end. If the Jail Gary heartbreak and CHAMPzone curbstomping weren't enough through the first 2 weeks, we've got you under the spotlight against the treacherous hydra that is RSC to keep the welcome parade kicking. Lets see how the Penguins stack up in their PRIMETIME debut.
I feel like its only right that we pick on the new guy. Sure, Court's 0-16 performance was mostly on him, but we can consider it a tradition nonetheless 4 now. Without realizing it, I pulled no punches on their opening schedule and now they sit at 0-2 with arguably their toughest matchup yet in front of them. Its no secret that their WR room pales in comparison to the JJ/ARSB/TMcB hydra, but the potential to explode is lingering under water ready to break the ice. Parker Washington feels like he is here to stay as the Jags WR1, Michael Jr. Penis is back behind center to provide Drake London a 45% target share, and new-in-town Jameson Williams is overdue for a BOOM game. Their RBs aren't half bad either, and I'd wager their QB duo of Lamar and Purdy might be a better combo than Love Hurts on the otherside. What I'm saying is, what better time than now.
As for the Stool Company, is anyone surprised they're 2-0? Sure, Red's the CHAMP, but it seems like no matter what this team enters the season as they favorite in the Garage and they never disappoint. At 2-0 with both weeks as the 2nd highest scorer, GM Ryan is looking as hungry as ever to get a piece of the newest menu item. There's no holes in this lineup, and with no significant injuries and BYE weeks yet to begin, its hard not to paint this team as a favorite week in and week out. It would take a dramatic loss to a winless newb to shake this team off their pedestal, despite its rickety nature.
Its not every day we get a PRIMETIME debut. Hopefully the last time for a long time, to be honest. Lets make it a good one.
[PENG 5-3 vs RSC in Dynasty][GM Goob's First Primetime Game][Jamo's Penguin Debut]
Welcome to PRIMETIME, GM Goobs. Talk about getting thrown into the deep end. If the Jail Gary heartbreak and CHAMPzone curbstomping weren't enough through the first 2 weeks, we've got you under the spotlight against the treacherous hydra that is RSC to keep the welcome parade kicking. Lets see how the Penguins stack up in their PRIMETIME debut.
I feel like its only right that we pick on the new guy. Sure, Court's 0-16 performance was mostly on him, but we can consider it a tradition nonetheless 4 now. Without realizing it, I pulled no punches on their opening schedule and now they sit at 0-2 with arguably their toughest matchup yet in front of them. Its no secret that their WR room pales in comparison to the JJ/ARSB/TMcB hydra, but the potential to explode is lingering under water ready to break the ice. Parker Washington feels like he is here to stay as the Jags WR1, Michael Jr. Penis is back behind center to provide Drake London a 45% target share, and new-in-town Jameson Williams is overdue for a BOOM game. Their RBs aren't half bad either, and I'd wager their QB duo of Lamar and Purdy might be a better combo than Love Hurts on the otherside. What I'm saying is, what better time than now.
As for the Stool Company, is anyone surprised they're 2-0? Sure, Red's the CHAMP, but it seems like no matter what this team enters the season as they favorite in the Garage and they never disappoint. At 2-0 with both weeks as the 2nd highest scorer, GM Ryan is looking as hungry as ever to get a piece of the newest menu item. There's no holes in this lineup, and with no significant injuries and BYE weeks yet to begin, its hard not to paint this team as a favorite week in and week out. It would take a dramatic loss to a winless newb to shake this team off their pedestal, despite its rickety nature.
Its not every day we get a PRIMETIME debut. Hopefully the last time for a long time, to be honest. Lets make it a good one.
also in week 3
also in week 3
1PM
Hail Gary (1-1) @ Redzone (2-0)[HAIL 9-4 vs REDZ All Time][HAIL 4-3 vs REDZ in Dynasty]
Coxsackie Calves (2-0) @ 4th and Medium (0-2)[4TH 6-5 vs CALF All Time][1st Game of B2B]
4PM
Orangeville Ducks (1-1) @ Tuckahoe Turtles (1-1)[ORNG 8-7 vs TUCK All Time][TUCK 5-4 vs ORNG in Dynasty]
Golden Bills (0-2) @ Supreme Court (1-1)[GOLD 7-1 vs CORT in Dynasty][Denzel Boston is Sick]
Hail Gary (1-1) @ Redzone (2-0)[HAIL 9-4 vs REDZ All Time][HAIL 4-3 vs REDZ in Dynasty]
Coxsackie Calves (2-0) @ 4th and Medium (0-2)[4TH 6-5 vs CALF All Time][1st Game of B2B]
4PM
Orangeville Ducks (1-1) @ Tuckahoe Turtles (1-1)[ORNG 8-7 vs TUCK All Time][TUCK 5-4 vs ORNG in Dynasty]
Golden Bills (0-2) @ Supreme Court (1-1)[GOLD 7-1 vs CORT in Dynasty][Denzel Boston is Sick]
Bad Week to Be a QB
Bad Week to Be a QB
How about them injuries folks!? Don't you love it! All these suffering franchises seeing the light at the end of the tunnel slammed shut for 2026. Sad!
Congratulations to the McCooeys
Congratulations to the McCooeys
Real talk, congratulations to the McCooeys. Beautiful couple, beautiful wedding. Banging food. Lifetime of happiness to you both.
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