The Sloppiest Lobsters, led by GM Sloppo, are a Garage Division team that entered the league as part of GFL's 10 team expansion in GFL Year 4. With an almost unbelievable amount of prior GM experience under his belt, GM Sloppo came through with a solid rookie season in the GFL, finishing with a record of 8-6 and securing a playoff birth. GM Sloppo would go head to head with division rival GM Crumbs (7-7) and would lose by a score of 141.82-138.18. 

A close defeat to cap off a solid introductory season, GM Sloppo would agree to return for GFL Year 5, the 1st year of GFL Dynasty. They would announce leading up to the start-up draft their official team identity - the Sloppiest Lobsters. With the draft behind them, the Lobsters would end up having a lackluster season compared to their rookie campaign, finishing with a record of 4-10 and missing the playoffs. They then entered the Poo Tournament (the last place tournament) and faced off against the GM that sent them home the year prior - GM Crumbs & the Stuffers (4-10). They were able to secure victory, defeating the Stuffers by a score 174.46-112.08, sending GM Crumbs to the Poo Bowl and escaping last place. The Lobsters stayed active and had a solid rookie draft and set their sights on a GFL6 rebound.

One of the harder teams to judge before the season started, the Lobsters got off to a relatively slow start in GFL6 with a 4-5 record after week 9. Luckily for them they were still secure in a playoff spot due to the situations of other teams in the division, not that it mattered, because Sloppo kicked into high gear and led the Lobsters on a 5 game win streak to end the season and finish 2nd in the Garage division. Searching for their first career playoff win was not a successful endeavor, as they fell to the Rings in round 1. On the bright side, they looked prime to compete for a division title in GFL7.

Red Lobster Aquadome

Talk about pulling out all the stops. It certainly took a lot of assurance to Jim Janethon that GFL fans would be able to SAFELY enjoy Sloppiest Lobsters home games, but once the permits were signed there was no stopping the madman. Located at the bottom of Mariana's Trench, the Aquadome is just a short submersible ride away. Just be sure to avoid third party sub services (I'm looking at you, OceanGate). Perfectly encased in an air-tight, see through bubble dome, and guarded by genetically mutated giant lobsters, GFL fans of every team need to experience this at least once.

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